ahhhhh! so cute! and true!

(Source: pusheen, via thickbambi)

archiemcphee:

“This monster snack is the world’s meatiest sandwich - crammed from bottom to top with 41 different cuts of meat including sausages, ham, turkey and - of course - bacon. Before you tuck in you ought to have planned for a long lunch break as this megawich will take an overwhelming ten hours to eat.

The massive sarnie, dubbed a ‘carnivore’s dream’, stands a whopping 15 inches high, 24 inches wide and tips the scales at more than two stones (28 lbs). It contains 1,445 grams (3 lbs) of ham, two kilograms (2.2 lbs) of salami, turkey and bacon, one kilogram of sausages and 720 grams (1.5 lbs) of chorizo. Hidden among the meat is cheese and gherkins and if you look carefully you might even be able to spot some salad between the cuts.

It was made by British chef and restaurateur Tristan Welch to mark the launch of TV programme Man v. Food Nation on Food Network UK. The new show sees host Adam Richman travelling through the United States encouraging people to take on daring food challenges. Luckily for all meat lovers Mr Welch has shared the recipe online so that brave diners can take on the challenge at home.”

[via Dailymail.co.uk]

I could eat that sucker in ten minutes, tops.