Pterodactyl Wings and Other Things

mutantminds:

please be a zombie apocalypse

please

please

please please

I’m the weirdest combination of scared and excited, with a dash of hope hope hope

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Found a cool hat in which to clean my house. Weeeeeee

(it says “Classically Trained”)

paraboralus:

Mama likes.

I can never find things like this, I have always wanted a Tool purse.

ZOMBIES COMING UP THE HELL RIGHT NOW

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Devious

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While I find this funny, it also makes me weirdly mad, I got in a big argument with my boss a few weeks ago, he’s ‘sure’ it’s pronounced “dot rare”… I…can’t….even… WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK! DOT MOTHERFUCKING RARE?!?!?!?!

It’s dot rawr. 

*breathes*

Funny picture though :)

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juicyjacqulyn:

sooooooo basically everywhere

I don’t think there’s a place that doesn’t jiggle, so yeah, what ^she said.

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I dedicate this post to my Heidi. She’s the only one I know who’s quite as weird as I am. <3

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